National Lampoon's Tankadin Nerfs

I watched Animal House a few too many times as a kid...

Knaughty: War's over, man. Ghostcrawler dropped the big one.
Ulu: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Bara: Germans?
Snake: Forget it, he's rolling.
Ulu: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Ulu: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Ulu: What the fuck happened to the Tankadins I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest expansion of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Ulu, they nerfed our seals." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Kel'thuzad? he's a dead man! Magylos? dead! ARTHAS...
Bara: Dead! Ulu's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with Warrior tanks, maybe spec Ret, that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Ulu: We're just the guys to do it.
Knaughty: Let's do it.
Ulu: *Let’s do it*!

Names shamelessly lifted from Maintankadin regulars.